The year is 2026 and you are sleepwalking out of time. You reach, desperately, longingly, for any static artifact. Heraclitus said “everything flows” but you say “this world blows”. Grab a rock. Skip it across infinity. Skip it from May 2026 to May 2027. This is a new type of calendar. Transannual. Embrace modernity. Embrace mini. 6″ x 6″
2026 BUMPER STICKER
A snail has heard that the wisest guru lives atop the highest mountain. It slimes its way upward. Hazardous hostile terrain. Predators and pitfalls abound. It reaches the peak, panting and sweating pitifully. The snail, with its last iota of energy asks “What year is it!”. The guru smiles an inward smile and replies, “May 2026 to May 2027”
